Cindy-Lou Dale

Kim, the stripper: The previously loud audience now reached a new crescendo of hysteria. One woman fainted and another attempted to get up on the stage. A few well directed pelvic thrusts later, the music and spotlight came to an abrupt end. The stage was in darkness leaving the captive audience baying for more.

Officer Andrews: I headed up the Pacific Coast Highway from Los Angeles towards San Francisco. Even with the convertible’s top down, my clothes were uncomfortably suctioned to the seat. I stopped at a gas station and peeled myself from the leather.

Domination of the Don: “Oh dear, one of the girls have strayed again. That’s what happens when I don’t encase them in a bra and they get up to all sorts of mischief.” I joked. I unzipped my jacket, and checked on my other boob. “Oh well, she’s still home. It’s not playtime yet, girls.”